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alexi. may 24th. fifteen. MHS. bestfriends. sleeping. laughing. harry potter. mickeymouse. boys. arizona tea. #MajorSwagLOL. i'm hilarious. music. texting. food. sleepovers. nutella. one direction. talking. carmex. P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. yomomma. i love funny people. i kinda just do what i want. (:

My stupid as hell sister talking her usual nonsense . 

• Alexi : If Harry Styles just ... had this kind of magic to just not be able to step on other people's property, and he was right outside our house, i would, i wouldn't hesitate, i would jump out this window and go to him.
•  And inside me he will go .....
•  WHAT WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ALYSSA . YOU SHOULD NOT BE THINKING THOSE THOUGHTS.
• Me : *Just laughing and pissing me pants while on Tumblr .*

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dobbaaa:

fapitalism:

I’m gonna be honest

I reblog this every time I see it

oh-sn4p:

memories :’)

the noise i made wasn’t even human at all.

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h-styles:fuckme-1direction:nickiminiall:h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

forrset:

what is this

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infamousvikas:

always. <3 

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